On Today’s Show

By: Dave Palmer

1/10/2020

CK Mornings

➢The Rosebud Motel that was featured in the Canadian comedy series Schitt’s Creek is up for grabs as the owner of the fictional motel is preparing to put the very real property on the market. Once a functioning motel in Orangeville, Ontario the property has recently gained fame as the rundown motel in the show that swept the recent Emmy Awards.

The owner is the president of one of the country’s most successful basketball prep schools. He bought the motel in 2011 as a place to house his recruits. Denver Nuggets player Jamal Murray, who is from the nearby town of Kitchener, lived in the motel for two years while attending the school. They haven’t yet revealed the selling price.

 

➢ Some birds are not meant to be caged—animal rescuers in Scotland are looking for the owner of a courageous cockatiel that surprised some fisherman who were boating 10 miles from shore. The bird, which was found to be in good health, landed on the boat for a mid-flight rest. They named the bird Hei-Hei after the rooster in Moana that stows away on her boat.

 

➢ Dogs get “high” when you rub their ears thoroughly. They have a branch of nerves in their ears that extend to their internal organs and release endorphins when you rub them, sending relaxing impulses throughout their bodies and giving them a ‘natural’ high.

 

➢ Three NYC transportation employees are at risk of losing their jobs after their bosses discovered a ‘man cave’ that they had made underneath Grand Central Station. The three turned a secret room nestled deep underneath GCS into a break room complete with a fridge (with beer), microwave, and TV connected to an Amazon Fire Stick.

 

➢ A new James Bond podcast launched yesterday. The six-part series – “No Time to Die: The Official James Bond Podcast” – will be hosted by film critic James King and will feature interviews with 007 himself, Daniel Craig. Each installment focuses on a different aspect of the legacy of the Bond franchise, from music to gadgets and costumes to cars. The series will also uncover how the amazing locations are chosen and spectacular stunts are created for the iconic spy series.

 

TODAY IS……………….

  • “October”, which actually means ‘8th month’ but has been the 10th month ever since New Year’s Day was moved from March to January. At other times in history October has been called Germanicus, Herculeus, and Faustinus.

 

  • “International Day of Older Persons”, an annual observance begun by the UN to recognize the contributions of older persons and to examine issues that affect their lives.

 

  • “World Vegetarian Day

 

2017 [03] During Jason Aldean’s headlining set at the Route 91 Harvest festival on the Las Vegas strip, a man opens fire from his suite at the nearby Mandalay Bay hotel, killing 58 and injuring over 500 in the deadliest mass shooting in US history

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 COUNTRY MUSIC NOTE

Kenny Rogers earned a Number One country single in Billboard with “Daytime Friends” in 1977

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Chiefs Sent a Bottle of Champagne to the Liquor Store Clerk Who Outed the Mahomes Signing

Back in July, when the Kansas City Chiefs signed PATRICK MAHOMES to that crazy $477 million contract . . . you might have heard about how a liquor store clerk “broke” the news.

 

Her name is Katie Camlin, and she’d Tweeted, quote, “A front office employee for the Chiefs came in and bought six bottles of Dom Perignon.  Said there’s a big signing today . . . My guess is a Mahomes deal.”  And she was right.

 

So were the Chiefs upset that she blabbed the news out to the whole Internet?

Apparently not.  Because Chiefs GM Brett Veach sent HER a bottle of Dom Perignon, which was autographed by Mahomes and defensive end Chris Jones.

 

It came with a note that said, quote, “Katie:  We had one bottle left and figured you would appreciate it the most.  Go Chiefs!”

 

Katie  ” I cried.  I will treasure this absolutely forever.”

 

In case you missed it, during Monday night’s game between the Kansas City Chiefs and Baltimore Ravens, ESPN analyst Louis Riddick kept calling Chiefs quarterback “Pat” Mahomes, which didn’t sit well with his mom.

She tweeted, “If this announcer doesn’t stop calling my son Pat.. ugh i may scream… lol #help.”  (Here’s a game clip and Patrick talking about it after the game.)

 

 

FOUR RANDOM FACTS

  1. Shakespearebecame rich by hoarding grain and then selling it for ridiculous prices during a famine.  Then he used THAT money to run a money lending business . . . and he was once charged with tax evasion.

 

  1. It’s estimated that there are about three million ships wrecked and sitting at the bottom of the world’s oceans . . . and they’re worth billions of dollars between their artifacts and treasure.

 

  1. North Korean women have to get one of 18 different hairstyles that have been approved by the government . . . men have to choose one of 10.

 

  1. The big toe carries the most weight of all the toes, bearing about 40% of the load.
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GOOD NEWS

There’s a guy named Michael Harris in Phoenix, and earlier this month, he was about to order from the Taco Bell drive-thru when suddenly, he had a heart attack.

 

But Michael got lucky in two ways.  One, the Taco Bell employees were ON IT and immediately called for help.  And two, there’s a fire station right across the street . . . and two guys there heard the call and raced over to help.

 

They used the defibrillator to SHOCK Michael two times . . . which got his heart beating again.

 

He was rushed to the hospital, and was there for seven days while he recovered.  He’s now out and very grateful to both the Taco Bell employees and the firefighters.

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BIRTHDAYS

[96] Jimmy Carter, (39th US President the first to receive a Nobel Peace Prize after leaving office)

 

[85] (Dame) Julie Andrews, actress

 

[51] Zach Galifianakis, actor

 

[31] Brie Larson actress

 

 

BALCONY LOVE

An Italian couple has become known as the “Romeo and Juliet” of the lockdown.

In true Shakespearean style, their romantic story began on their respective balconies this year while Italians were forced to sequester in their homes because of the pandemic. It was in Verona — the same city where “Romeo and Juliet” took place.

Six months after they met from afar, the covid-19 sweethearts are engaged to be married.

 

Michele D’Alpaos, 38, first laid eyes on Paola Agnelli, 40, in mid-March when she walked out on her balcony. Agnelli spotted D’Alpaos that night on his terrace, and said it was love at first sight.

Agnelli stood directly across from him on her sixth-floor balcony while her sister performed a violin nightly at 6 p.m.intended to uplift the quarantined neighborhood.

 

She has lived in the same apartment complex since she was 5 years old. She had never met D’Alpaos, even though he has lived opposite her, on the seventh floor, for most of his life.

 

It just so happened that D’Alpaos’s sister knew Agnelli — the two had exercised at the same gym before lockdown began. She gave him Agnelli’s name.

“I started looking on all possible social networks,” explained D’Alpaos. “I saw that she had an Instagram profile, but I didn’t. In five minutes, I created an account.”

 

Although they longed for an in-person date, Italy remained in a mandated lockdown. For 10 weeks, the blossoming relationship was confined to hours-long telephone. Barred from stepping closer than 200 meters away (about 220 yards), D’Alpaos was desperate to show his affection to Agnelli.

 

He started by sending multiple bouquets of flowers, but then decided that wasn’t enough. In an effort to put his love on full display, D’Alpaos hung an old bedsheet with “Paola” emblazoned in big, bold bubble letters from his apartment complex in late March.

The romantic gesture drew the attention of news and social media, and that’s when the couple became known as the modern-day Romeo and Juliet.

 

In keeping with their beginnings, the couple continues to have nightly phone calls, sitting across from each other on their respective balconies and they’re making plans to move in together.

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE 1980’s COMEDY 

25% The Golden Girls

17% Cheers

10% The Dukes Of Hazzard

9% Night Court

 

 

Things to Look Forward to in October

  1. Halloween candy.  A new reportfound spending is way up compared to last year.  And you won’t have as many trick-or-treaters.  So a lot of that candy is up for grabs.

 

  1. Lots of sports:  The NFL season continues.  The NBA Finals got started last night.  And the baseball playoffs areon, with Game One of the World Series October 20th.

 

  1. There haven’t been a ton of new movies this year, but a big one just got announced.  The new “Borat”sequel hits Amazon Prime on October 23rd.

 

  1. A bunch of big TV shows arecoming back:  “SNL” this weekend . . . “The Bachelorette” on the October 13th . . . “The Amazing Race” on the 14th . . . “Shark Tank” on the 16th . . . “The Voice” on the 19th . . . “Big Brother” on the 28th . . . and season two of “The Mandalorian” hits Disney-Plus October 30th.

 

  1. If you somehow ENJOYED that debate Tuesday night, you’ve got three morethis month:  The Vice-Presidential debate next Wednesday, and two more with Trump and Biden on the 15th and 22nd.

 

  1. Halloween is the big holiday this month.  But here are few moreto mark on your calendar:  National Taco Day and National Vodka Day are this Sunday  . . . and yes, this is real:  Friday, October 23rd is “Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day.”

 

THURSDAY OCTOBER 1ST  

 

  1. Tampa Bay Rays 8, Toronto Blue Jays 2 — Tampa Bay wins series 2 games to 0 (AL)

New York Yankees 10, Cleveland Indians 9 — New York wins series 2 games to 0 (AL)

Houston Astros 3, Minnesota Twins 1 — Houston wins series 2 games to 0 (AL)

The Minnesota Twins are OUT after losing yet again.  It’s their 18th straight postseason loss, which extends their own record.

That stretch is so unlikely that someone had bet $500,000 that they’d win Game One on Tuesday.  They did not.

 

Atlanta Braves 1, Cincinnati Reds 0 — Atlanta leads series 1 game to 0 (NL)

Miami Marlins 5, Chicago Cubs 1 — Miami leads series 1 game to 0 (NL)

Oakland A’s 5, Chicago White Sox 3 — Series tied 1-1 (AL)

St. Louis Cardinals 7, San Diego Padres 4 — St. Louis leads series 1 game to 0 (NL)

L.A. Dodgers 4, Milwaukee Brewers 2 — Los Angeles leads 1 game to 0 (NL)

 

The L.A. Lakers won Game 1 of the NBA Finals last night (September 30th) over the Miami Heat 116-98.

 

Sunday’s scheduled NFL game between the Tennessee Titans and the Pittsburgh Steelers has been postponed after eight members of the Titans, including three players, tested positive for the virus. The game will likely be played Monday or Tuesday.

 

  1. A 36-year-old guy from Louisiana gotarrested after he was caught living in a 15-year-old girl’s closet in Florida for over a month.  They’d met online, and she helped hide him from her parents.

 

  1. A YouTube comedian did a video where she acted like a helicopter mom trying to sit-in on her son’s Zoom class.  Here’s the clip.

 

  1. For Throwback Thursday, here’s the classic duck jokefrom comedian Buddy Hackett.  It’s about a guy who shot a duck and had to settle things “country-style.”  (From “The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson” on August 27, 1987.)

 

 

CARRIE UNDERWOOD HEADS TO TARGET TO BUY NEW CHRISTMAS ALBUM

Carrie Underwood made her traditional trek to a local retailer to purchase a physical copy of her new album over the weekend. She released her first Christmas project, My Gift, on Friday (Sept. 25th), and on Saturday (Sept. 26th), she shared a picture of herself inside a Target store wearing a mask and holding a copy of the CD writing, “As per tradition, had to go buy the CD at the store! As not per tradition, I had to wear a mask! I promise I’m smiling, though!”

My Gift features 11 holiday tunes, something to put everyone in a festive mood [“I think fans can expect this album to just put them in the mood for Christmas. We go traditional. We go new. We sing songs about love. We sing songs about Jesus. We sing happy songs about Christmas. Hopefully, it just takes them on a journey and makes them feel a certain way, makes it feel like Christmas.”] SOUNDCUE (:24 OC: . . . feel like Christmas.)

Carrie will shoot a Christmas special set to air on HBO Max closer to the holidays.

FAST FACTS

One of the special guests on My Gift is Carrie’s five-year-old son, Isaiah Fisher, on the holiday classic that inspired the album title, “Little Drummer Boy.”

 

 

BRAD PAISLEY ADVICE

Brad Paisley was recently asked for the best advice he’s ever received . . . and he said it came from his father, when he was 15 and just starting to perform.  Quote, “He used to say to me, ‘You know what, you’re cute . . . but when you’re 20, you have to be better than this, you can’t just be a 15-year-old.  You’re good for 15, but be good for 20.  Get better.'”

 

 

DIERKS BENTLEY, TERRI CLARK CELEBRATE THE OPRY’S 95TH ANNIVERSARY THIS WEEKEND

The Grand Ole Opry will celebrate its 95th anniversary throughout the month of October with various events, livestreams, sweepstakes, and special retail packages.

The celebration will also include weekly performances by some of country music’s favorites, beginning this Saturday (Oct. 3rd) with Dierks Bentley, Terri Clark, Vince Gill and

Lorrie Morgan. Dierks is also celebrating his 15th Opry anniversary. He was inducted into the Opry family on October 1, 2005. The in-venue audience will be capped at 500 guests for the October 3rd 95th anniversary celebration, and tickets are sold out.

The Oct. 10th lineup features Carly Pearce, Jeannie Seely, and Josh Turner; Oct. 17th includes Bill Anderson, Brandy Clark, and Chris Janson; Oct. 24th will be the “Opry Goes Pink” show in the fight against breast cancer with performances by Lauren Alaina, Little Big Town, Victoria Shaw and more; and Oct. 31st features Clint Black and Steve Wariner.

October Opry shows will be one-hour shows broadcast live on Circle and Gray TV stations, DISH Studio Channel 102, Sling TV, and other TV affiliates in addition to a companion live stream on Circle All Access Facebook, YouTube and Twitter.

 

 

 

 

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