On Today’s Show

By: Dave Palmer

15/1/2019

CK Mornings

An eight-year-old boy in North Carolina was with his family in Utah recently, when he suddenly had to have surgery on a brain tumor.

Luckily, he’s okay.  But he missed his dog Frank, so a complete stranger who heard the story volunteered to drive Frank 2,300 miles to reunite them.

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There’s a 42-year-old woman named Heather Carpenter in Sarasota, Florida, and she works as a substitute teacher at an elementary school.  And apparently she had a problem with the principal at the school, who’s a woman named Allison Foster.

Well . . . last month, Heather knew Allison was throwing a birthday party for her daughter at a park.  And Heather knew because her daughter was in the same class, and was invited.

So to mess up the party, Heather went to the park earlier in the day . . . and rubbed HUMAN POOP all over the picnic tables and the grill.

Anyway, she wound up doing $2,300 in damage to the park, so she was arrested for damaging property and criminal mischief.

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ENTERTAINMENT

  • “Halloween” (R-Rated, Horror):  Laurie Strode confronts her long-time foe Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago. (Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Greer)
  • “Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween” (PG, Comedy/Horror):  Slappy is back to wreak more havoc in a new comedy adventure based on R.L. Stine’s 400-million-selling series of books. (Wendi McLendon-Covey, Madison Iseman)
  • “Boy Erased” (R-Rated, Drama):  The son of a preacher is forced to participate in a church-supported gay conversion program after being forcibly outed to his parents.

(Lucas Hedges, Nicole Kidman)

 

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TODAY IS……………….

 

  • “Fresh Squeezed Juice Day”. So, what’s your preference … Orange? Grapefruit?

 

2009 [10] Pilot Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger makes a successful emergency landing in the Hudson River shortly after US Airways Flight 1549 takes from NYC’s LaGuardia Airport (leads to the 2016 Tom Hanks movie “Sully”)

 

1967 [52] 1st “Super Bowl” (although it isn’t called that until 2 years later) as 61,946 fans pay 10 bucks a ticket to watch legendary coach Vince Lombardi’s Green Bay Packers beat the KC Chiefs 35-10 in Los Angeles (MVP is Packer QB Bart Starr)…30-second TV commercials cost $42,000

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COUNTRY MUSIC NOTE

 

January 15TH, 1982   Ronnie Milsap records “Any Day Now” in Nashville

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The Hottest Meme Right Now Is the “2009 vs. 2019” Challenge

If you’ve been on any social media over the past few days, you’ve probably seen this.  It’s called the “2009 vs. 2019” Challenge, and it’s the hottest meme going right now.

 

It’s pretty simple:  You just post two pictures side-by-side, one of you in 2009 versus one of you right now.

 

If you want to check out a million of ’em, look for hashtags like #2009vs2019 and #10YearChallenge.

 

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Double Dipping Versus the Five-Second Rule . . . Which Is Worse?

If you double dip a chip, you contaminate the bowl of dip with bacteria.  If you drop food on the ground, pick it up, and eat it thanks to the five-second rule, it’s also got bacteria on it.  But which of those moves is RISKIER?

 

According to a new study by a food scientist . . . a bowl of dip where someone’s double dipped is filled with MORE bacteria than the average floor.

 

He found that when you dip a chip into a double dipped bowl, it picks up WAY more bacteria than you would if someone hadn’t double dipped.

 

And since those are germs that go from person to person, we’re talking things like the cold, flu, coughs, and more.

 

But when you drop something on the floor and quickly pick it up, it’s actually transferring less bacteria than you think . . . because, quote, “most surfaces are not going to have any kind of dangerous bacteria there.”

 

One more thing:  Surprisingly enough, he found that when you drop food on CARPET, it picks up fewer germs than on tile or wood floors.  And he says it’s because the carpet actually ABSORBS a lot of bacteria.

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TODAY’S GOOD NEWS

There’s a woman near Dallas named Janet Fein.  And she just graduated from college recently at the age of EIGHTY-FOUR.

 

She retired from her job as a secretary in 2012, and didn’t know what to do with herself.  But she says playing BINGO every night was too boring for her.

 

So she signed up for classes at the University of Texas, with a major in sociology.  And she never gave up on it.

 

She had to start using a walker a few years ago . . . has an oxygen tank now . . . and recently moved into an assisted-living center.

 

But she stayed in school the whole time, and now has a bachelor’s degree in sociology to show for it.

 

One of the caregivers at her senior center is a woman named Renee Brown.  And the whole thing has inspired HER to do the same thing.  At 53, she’s heading back to school to become a licensed nurse.

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BIRTHDAYS

[72] Andrea Martin, actress (“My Big Fat Greek Wedding”)/ TV actress (“SCTV” 1976-84, “Great News” since 2017)

 

[51] Chad Lowe, actor (‘Byron Montgomery’ on “Pretty Little Liars” 2010-17)/movie actor (“Unfaithful”)/brother of actor Rob Lowe

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Couple is Suing Lifetime for Calling Their Family “Ugly” in One of Their Christmas Movies

Lifetime holiday movies are supposed to uplift us and fill us with joy.  But one that aired back in November was a huge lump of coal for one couple.

 

Their names are Setiam and Katherine Allah, and here’s how Lifetime helped ruin their Christmas . . .

 

Setiam and Katherine took a photo with their kid to send out as a Christmas card, as many families do.  And somehow, someone at Lifetime got a hold of it, and used it in the movie “Christmas Harmony”.

 

In the scene, a woman wants to put that card and another one up on the fridge, because she thinks they’re “festive.”  But her guy tells her not to because, quote, “They’re ugly.”

 

The Allahs say they were embarrassed when friends and family started calling to tell them they were in the movie.  They obviously didn’t give Lifetime permission to use the photo, and have no idea how they even got it.

 

They’re suing for all the movie’s profits.

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PACKING YOUR MEAL:
Forget about that fancy new Instant Pot that you got for Christmas.

 

The really big cooking trend for 2019 just might be…foil pack dinners!

 

Searches for foil pack dinners, also known as “tin foil dinners”, and sometimes as “hobo dinners”, are up over 200% this winter, and are said to be perfect for busy cooks, because they don’t involve a lot of prep, they are low-mess, flavorful, and can be very nutritious.

 

If you aren’t familiar with the routine, cooking a foil pack dinner is a pretty simple process: dump some ingredients in tinfoil, bake (or grill), and serve.

 

And you can prep the packets ahead of time so all you have to do at dinnertime is toss them in the oven.

 

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RANDOM REPORT

  1.  Fruit snacks are covered in the same wax as cars.

 

  1. There was only one guy who survived the atomic bombings in both Hiroshima AND Nagasaki.  His name is Tsutomu Yamaguchi and he died in 2010, at age 93.

 

  1. North Korea had its own time zone for three years.  From August of 2015 until May of last year, they were on “Pyongyang Time,” which was a half hour behind South Korea.

 

  1. The first actor to play James Bond was an American.  Barry Nelson played him in an episode of a TV show called “Climax!”in 1954 . . . eight years before the first Bond movie.

 

  1. Shrapnel is named after Henry Shrapnel, a major general in the British Army.  In the late 1700s he invented an exploding shell with lead pellets inside.

 

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TUESDAY JANUARY 15TH                                           

 

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS

[72] Andrea Martin, actress (“My Big Fat Greek Wedding”)/ TV actress (“SCTV” 1976-84, “Great News” since 2017)

 

[51] Chad Lowe, actor (‘Byron Montgomery’ on “Pretty Little Liars” 2010-17)/movie actor (“Unfaithful”)/brother of actor Rob Lowe

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  1. NHL

Colorado              6              Toronto                3

Montreal             3              Boston                  2 (OT)

Edmonton        7          Buffalo                        2

 

  1. CHRIS PRATT and KATHERINE SCHWARZENEGGERare engaged.  He’s 39, she’s 29.  Katherine is the daughter of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, and Chris reportedly asked their permission before popping the question.

Jimmy Fallon joked that they would’ve been engaged sooner, but when Chris asked for permission, he couldn’t understand what Arnold was saying.

 

  1. Now you can tour the factory where they make Peeps.  The company in Pennsylvania that makes them is doing a contest, Willy Wonka style, where you donate $5 to the United Way, and enter to win a tour of the plant.  The Senior Vice President for Sales and Marketing says you can even taste one “nice and warm off the line.”

 

  1. Air traffic controllers in Canada sent hundreds of pizzas to the unpaid air traffic controllers of the United States. James joked that “just when you think Canadians couldn’t get more Canadian they Canadian-ed around and out Canadian-ed themselves”.

 

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JASON ALDEAN’S 2019 TOUR WILL ‘RIDE ALL NIGHT’ 

Jason Aldean will hit the road this spring and summer on the Ride All Night tour with special guests Kane Brown, Carly Pearce and Dee Jay Silver. The 30-city run officially opens in Uncasville, CT on May 3rd and 4th and runs through September 28th in Detroit.

Jason says the tour name comes from an album cut that he thought sounded “cool”:

Fans can purchase tickets for select cities beginning on Friday, January 25th

5/10    Grand Rapids, MI – Van Andel Arena
9/28    Detroit, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre

 

 

LORETTA LYNN TO CELEBRATE BIRTHDAY WITH STAR-STUDDED TRIBUTE CONCERT –

Loretta Lynn has accomplished a lot in her life, but she will experience a first — her very first birthday party — on April 1st in Nashville. The legend will be celebrated by some of country music’s biggest stars, including Alan Jackson, Brandy Clark, Darius Rucker, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Jack White, Kacey Musgraves, Keith Urban, Little Big Town, Margo Price, Martina McBride, Miranda Lambert, Pistol Annies and Trisha Yearwood at “Loretta Lynn: An All-Star Birthday Celebration Concert,” taking place at Bridgestone Arena. Net proceeds from ticket sales benefit the Opry Trust Fund and the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum, and fans can begin purchasing those tickets on Friday (January 18th) at 10 a.m. CT at BridgestoneArena.com.

Loretta took part in a press conference at the Grand Ole Opry yesterday (Monday, January 14th) to announce the news, where she was surprised by Garth Brooks and was presented with a cake decorated with a picture of herself and the names of all the artists taking part in the event. The cake’s icing was done in her favorite color, lavendar.

Loretta will be 87 this year, but she’s definitely not slowing down career-wise she’s nominated for Best Country Solo Performance for “Wouldn’t It Be Great?” at next month’s Grammy Awards. She said it’s the last song she wrote for her late husband.

 

 

Willie Nelson and George Strait Performed Together for the First Time on Saturday

This might make your jaw drop.  WILLIE NELSON and GEORGE STRAIT had never performed together . . . until Saturday.  They finally did it at the “Willie:  Life & Songs of an American Outlaw” tribute show in Nashville.

To make up for lost time, they did a brand-new song called “Sing One With Willie”.  They co-wrote it with a couple of songwriters and it’ll be on George’s upcoming album, “Honky Tonk Time Machine”.

The concert was packed with guest stars . . . including Chris StapletonEric ChurchEmmylou HarrisJimmy BuffettJamey JohnsonMargo PriceAlison Krauss, and Vince Gill.  It’ll air on A&E sometime later this year.

 

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