On Today’s Show

By: Dave Palmer

8/11/2019

CK Mornings

Another study has found that smoking really does make you age faster and look older.

The study says in addition to other issues it makes your skin dry, sallow and more wrinkled due to a loss of elasticity caused by smoke; you may also develop tell-tale wrinkles around your mouth caused by puckering. Depending on when you start smoking, these symptoms can set in during your early 30s.

They also found that teen tobacco use has been climbing since 2018 as vaping has grown in popularity.

Here’s the scene from “Seinfeld” when Kramer gets ‘smoker’s face’ after he starts hosting a smoking club in his apartment.

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It’s hard to imagine JUST how many horribly awkward conversations this caused.

Apparently, there was a bug that affected text messaging so some messages that were sent back in February just finally went out on Wednesday.

February 14th, specifically.

That’s right:  A bunch of people didn’t get the text messages that were sent to them on VALENTINE’S DAY until yesterday.  There were also texts from some other days as well, but I feel like it’s the Valentine’s Day ones that will cause the most problems.

And there are already posts on social media about people who got texts from their exes . . . found out texts went to their bosses or clients in the middle of the night . . . and even got texts from relatives and friends who’ve passed away since February.

The carriers aren’t exactly sure why this happened.  Sprint says it was because of a maintenance update . . . T-Mobile is blaming it on a third-party vendor . . . and Verizon and AT&T haven’t commented.

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ENTERTAINMENT

  • “Doctor Sleep” (R-Rated, Horror):  Years after the events of “The Shining,” a now-adult Dan Torrance meets a young girl with similar powers, and tries to protect her from a cult who prey on children with powers to remain immortal.

(Ewan McGregor, Jacob Tremblay)

  • “Midway” (PG, Drama):  The story of the Battle of Midway, a clash between the American fleet and the Imperial Japanese Navy which marked a pivotal turning point during WWII. Based on real-life events. (Patrick Wilson, Luke Evans, Woody Harrelson)
  • “Playing With Fire” (PG, Action/Comedy):  A crew of rugged firefighters meet their match when they attempt to rescue three rambunctious kids.

(Keegan-Michael Key, John Cena)

  • “Honey Boy” (R-Rated, Drama):  Based on star Shia LeBeouf’s own experiences. The young actor’s stormy childhood and early adult years are examined as he struggles to reconcile with his father and deal with his own afflictions. (Shia LaBeouf, Lucas Hedges)

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TODAY IS……………….

“Cappuccino Day”, a good excuse to treat yourself to a kick of caffeine.

Cappuccino was created in Italy in the 1600s.

 

1910, William H. Frost of Spokane, Washington, patented the INSECT ZAPPER.

 

2001 [18] Microsoft releases its newly-developed game console ‘Xbox’ ($299)

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COUNTRY MUSIC NOTE

 

NOVEMBER 8TH, 1980            Willie Nelson’s “On The Road Again” hits #1

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Exercise-Seniors-Dementia

This could have widespread implications for treating dementia. A new study suggests intense, heart-pumping workouts can improve memory in older adults.

 

Researchers at Hamilton’s McMaster University studied the impact of exercise on 64 sedentary people between the ages of 60 and 88.

 

Those who pushed their heart rates to 90 percent on a treadmill improved their memory by up to 30 percent.

 

Those who only pushed their heart rate to 70 percent, or just stretched, saw no improvement.

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RANDOM REPORT

  1.  The term midlife crisis was coined by a Canadian psychoanalyst in 1965.  Which means the term is 54 years old . . . and probably having its own midlife crisis.

 

  1. The Smurfs were created in 1947 as minor characters in a comic book in Belgium called “Johan and Peewit”.

 

  1. Before Paul Shafferwas David Letterman’s band leader, he co-wrote the song “It’s Raining Men” in 1979.

 

  1. When he was on “Miami Vice”Philip Michael Thomascame up with the idea of the “EGOT.”  That’s where you win an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony.

He even wore a gold medallion that said “EGOT,” because he wanted to win them all.  But as of today, he’s never even been nominated for ANY of them.

 

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GOOD NEWS

Mike Nowacki is a SWAT team medic in Chicago.  He’s been a cop for about 19 years.  And he had a big day on Sunday when he ran a 15K race in full SWAT gear . . . about nine miles with 50 pounds of stuff on.  But that’s just the beginning . . .

 

About 500 feet from the finish line, he heard someone yelling for help.  It turned out a woman had a heart attack and collapsed.

 

So with all his gear on, he ran over and did CPR with an off-duty firefighter who also jumped in to help.  And they kept her alive until EMTs got there.

 

The paramedics got her to a hospital, and she survived.  Her doctors say she should make a full recovery.

 

But that’s not the end of the story.  Because going into the race, Mike was secretly planning to PROPOSE to his girlfriend Erin at the finish line, who’s also a cop.

 

She was on duty working the event.  And she heard Mike say over the radio that he was doing CPR.  So she knew what was going on.  But she didn’t know about the proposal until he crossed the finish line and got down on one knee.

 

She actually thought he was hurt at first.  Then she realized what was happening, and now they’re engaged.

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BIRTHDAYS

[53] Gordon Ramsay, TV chef

 

[25] Lauren Alaina, country singer/American Idol contestant who finished second on season 10 (‘Road Less Traveled’). Currently appearing on “Dancing With The Stars”.

 

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CANADIAN SLANG TERMS THAT CONFUSE OTHERS:
Caesar – It’s not a salad. It’s a drink similar to the Bloody Mary, but better because it includes Clamato juice (rather than tomato juice), along with vodka, horseradish, Worcestershire and celery salt.
Hydro bill – Where others call it their “electric bill”, Canadians pay hydro bills. The name comes from where a lot of Canadians’ power is created, hydroelectric generators.
Toboggan – While most countries with snow go sledding, Canadians prefer tobogganing.
Serviette — Why use a napkin when you can use something as fancy-sounding as a serviette?
Pencil crayons – It is a distinctly Canadian term for colored pencils.
Eavestroughs:  Sounds a lot more extravagant than rain gutters, eh?
Chocolate bar:  Others call it a candy bar, but when you get right down to it, what is it made of…candy or chocolate?
Humidex:  The measurement used to gauge the combined effect of heat and humidity. (None of this “real feel” business for Canadians…)
Dinged — In the U.S., cars get dinged. In Canada, it’s our wallets, as in, “I got dinged 90 bucks for that speeding ticket.”
Housecoat:  The item of clothing that others refer to as a bathrobe or (if they’re classy) a dressing gown is known to Canadians by it’s true name: the housecoat.
Gong show:  To most, “Gong Show” is an intentionally awful talent TV show. For Canadians, the term “gong show” (sometimes shortened to “gonger”) is slang for anything that goes off the rails, a wild, crazy or just plain chaotic event.

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Does Your Significant Other Have “Selective Hearing”?

There’s an actual medical condition called “selective hearing” where people only hear one specific source of noise and block out everything else.

 

But that’s probably not what YOU think of when I say “selective hearing.”  You probably think about your significant other’s remarkable ability to only hear SOME of the stuff you say . . . and conveniently ignore the rest.

 

And according to a new survey, seven out of 10 people say they believe their significant other has THAT kind of selective hearing.

 

Men “don’t hear” something their partner says at least once a day . . . for a total of 388 times a year. And women “don’t hear” something their partner says almost every day . . . for a total of 339 times a year.

 

But we’re willing to give our partners the benefit of the doubt . . . more than half think their significant other might have some kind of actual hearing issues.

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Microsoft Tried a Four-Day Work Week . . . and Productivity Skyrocketed

Last August, Microsoft Japan decided to test what would happen if they had their employees work four days a week instead of five.  So they let all 2,300 of their employees have Fridays off for the month.

 

And the result was . . . a huge success.  Productivity went up 40%, so even though people were working for less time, they were getting more done.

 

And that wasn’t the only way it was good for Microsoft.

 

People took 25% fewer vacation days than normal because they were already getting those Fridays off . . . they printed 59% fewer sheets of paper . . . and they used 23% less electricity.

 

Microsoft Japan says they’re planning to do the four-day work weeks again next summer . . . and maybe at some other times, too.

 

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FRIDAY NOVEMBER 8TH                                             

 

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS

[53] Gordon Ramsay, TV chef

[25] Lauren Alaina, country singer/American Idol contestant who finished second on season 10 (‘Road Less Traveled’). Currently appearing on “Dancing With The Stars”

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  1. NHL

TOR 2 – VGK 1 OT              WSH 5 – FLA 4 OT              PIT 4 – NYI 3 OT                  PHI 3 – MTL 2 OT

NYR 4 – CAR 2                     OTT 3 – LAK 2 OT               CHI 5 – VAN 2                     COL 9 – NSH 4

CGY 5 – NJD 2                     CBJ 3 – ARI 2                        SJS 6 – MIN 5

 

The Raiders played their last prime-time game in Oakland last night, since they’re moving to Las Vegas next year.   They won in dramatic fashion.  With only 1:06 left in the game, Oakland scored a go-ahead touchdown, but missed the extra point, which gave the Chargers an opportunity to get into field goal range for a win.  But L.A. quarterback Philip Rivers threw an interception and the Raiders beat the Chargers, 26 – 24.  Here’s the final call.  (The Raiders LAST game in Oakland will be December 15 vs Jacksonville.)

 

  1. “The Shining”sequel “Doctor Sleep” is out today.  It’s up against the WWII movie “Midway”, the Emilia Clarke romantic comedy “Last Christmas”John Cena’s “Playing with Fire”, and

Shia LaBeouf’s “Honey Boy”.

 

  1. A 25-year-old politician in New Zealand named Chlöe Swarbrick was giving a speech on climate change in Parliament this week.  And when an older colleague heckled her, she shot back with the new phrase millennials are using to mock Baby Boomers.  (Note: It’s hard to hear the heckler, because they weren’t close to a microphone.  So it’s not clear what they said.)

 

  1. Jimmy Dean sausage scented wrapping paper, Michael Jackson auction items, and live crabs caught by a claw machine.  (From Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, and David Spade on Thursday, November 7, 2019.)

 

 

AIRPLANE WATER

A new study found you really shouldn’t go anywhere near the WATER on planes.

The researchers found that only three of the 11 major airlines in the U.S. have water onboard their planes that’s safe to drink:  Alaska, Allegiant, and Hawaiian.

The two airlines with the worst water are JetBlue and Spirit.

They all serve bottled water to drink . . . but that’s not the only time you come into contact with water on a flight.

So the people behind the study say you should avoid drinking the coffee or tea on board . . . and instead of washing your hands in the airplane bathroom, use hand sanitizer.

 

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LUKE COMBS’ NEW ALBUM IN STORES NOW

Luke Combs‘ new album, What You See Is What You Get, arrives in stores and at all digital retailers today (Friday, Nov. 8th). The project features 17 songs, including the five tracks previously released on The Prequel EP earlier this summer.

Luke says the themes featured on What You See Is What You Get represent all sides of Luke, including his more emotional side which isn’t always visible. [“I don’t wake up everyday and go, ‘I’m a big time famous country guy and that’s it.’ I am who I am and I get sad about stuff and I have a good time and I reminisce on high school even though I’m playing Red Rocks. You know what I mean? Like, those things happen and I’m not ashamed of any of that and I don’t think that anybody should be, whatever that means for you. As long as you’re doing what makes you happy . . . I don’t understand why people are so concerned with what other people view them as, and I think the title ‘What You See Is What You Get’ is saying that it is that but it’s also not that at the same time.”]

Luke is nominated for three awards at next week’s 2019 CMA Awards, on ABC from Nashville’s Bridgestone Arena on Wednesday, November 13th at 8 p.m. ET.

 

 

CARRIE UNDERWOOD LEADS ALL-FEMALE OPENING NUMBER AT CMA AWARDS

Women in Country Music will unite for a historic opening performance at next week’s 53rd Annual CMA Awards. The number, led by Carrie Underwood, Reba McEntire and Dolly Parton, will also feature Terri Clark, Sara Evans, Crystal Gayle, The Highwomen (comprised of Brandi Carlile, Natalie Hemby, Maren Morris and Amanda Shires), Martina McBride, Jennifer Nettles, Tanya Tucker and Gretchen Wilson, each performing iconic Country songs for a decades-spanning medley never before seen.

The CMA Awards will also feature an additional performance from Kelsea Ballerini, joined by fellow breakthrough artists Lindsay Ell, Maddie & Tae, Ashley McBryde, Carly Pearce and Runaway June. They will be performing a CMA Song of the Year and CMA Single of the Year featuring a special appearance by Little Big Town.

The 53rd Annual CMA Awards, hosted by Carrie Underwood with special guest hosts Reba McEntire and Dolly Parton, celebrates legendary women in Country Music throughout the broadcast. The show airs live from Bridgestone Arena in Nashville on Wednesday, Nov. 13th at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.

 

 

BRANTLEY GILBERT’S ‘REJECTION ISSUES’ GOT IN THE WAY OF ASKING LINDSAY ELL TO RECORD DUET

When Lindsay Ell said yes to Brantley Gilbert‘s label head, Scott Borchetta‘s, request that she join Brantley on the duet “What Happens in a Small Town,” little did she know she’d be heading toward her first Number One hit. Lindsay jumped on the chance to record with Brantley, but as they tell us, Brantley was too afraid to ask for the favor himself: [“I mean, I remember getting that call from Scott and I was just so grateful and honored, really, that you’d asked me and you guys wanted me to be a part of this song. (Brantley) And she killed it. And I would have called myself, but I was afraid she’d say no. (Lindsay) I wouldn’t have said no, Brantley!  Your mom could have called me, and I would have said yes. (Brantley) I have rejection issues.”]

Brantley recorded his part first, but he wasn’t able to be in the studio with Lindsay when she recorded her part, so he called, texted and Facetimed into the studio with producer Dann Huff.

FAST FACTS

Brantley is currently out on his Kick It In The Ship cruise with special guests Chase Rice, LANCO, Diamond Rio, Tyler Farr, Danielle Bradbery, Jon Langston, Colt Ford and Tyler Rich. The ship returns to port in Miami TODAY.

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